Victoria Beckham caught fucking

Victoria Beckham caught fucking

“I’d rather work or pluck my eyebrows” – Victoria Beckham’s sex life doesn’t sound very exciting

Forget swinging naked from the rafters or making the most of David’s extensive collection of boxer shorts – VB has admitted that she’d rather hang out with her tweezers after dark

Victoria Beckham on Australia Vogue

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Those perfect eyebrows took nights of work to achieve

Good old Victoria Beckham. One minute her facial muscles are spasming and making her mouth form the shape of a smile by mistake . The next, she’s revealing that she would rather engage in a form of personal torture with some hair removal tools than enjoy the celebrity lifestyle on her celebrity doorstep – or * coughs * anything else fun, either.

“Honestly, once the children are in bed I’d rather work or shove on a face pack and pluck my eyebrows,” Victoria admitted, as we stared at her in disbelief and waved these photos around in the air.

“By the time Brooklyn’s finally gone to bed, it’s all I’m fit for. Really, we’re much more normal than people think.”

Which is actually quite a depressing reflection of “normal”. We’d raise our eyebrows, but we were so busy trying to avoid having sex with David Beckham, we plucked them right off by mistake.

Speaking of David, the fashion designer does admit that she’s happy that she’s finally going to get the chance to see her husband through her face mask before going to sleep at night.

“Having supported him at clubs all over the world for the past 15 years and seen how he has been an inspiration not just to me and the children but also to millions of people, we are now just really excited at the prospect of spending more time as a family,” Victoria told Vogue Australia.

Spending more time as a family in Gianni Versace’s familial home, specifically.

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