Kate Upton busty nude, golden globe. #kateUpton

I know I tend to knock awards shows for being boring, overlong celebrity circle jerks, but listen, one of the great things about the Oscars is that it’s so big and important, it brings out just about every hottie in Hollywood. Because even if they don’t get invited to the main event, there’s all the after-parties and pre-parties and viewing parties. And then we get shots like this of Kate Upton and Emily Ratajkowski at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party looking smoking hot, and 100% Oscar-worthy. And yes, I know these two aren’t real actresses, but I decided to re-name the Little Tuna “Oscar” just in case some gullible hottie falls for it… Somebody tell Kate and Emily they can pick up their honorary Oscars in my mom’s basement.

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Kate Upton busty nude, golden globe. #kateupton

The last time Kate Upton showed up somewhere covered up from head to toe like this, I was willing to chalk it up to just a one-time thing. Maybe she had a full-body hickey she was hiding or something. But after seeing her at the Stella McCartney Collection Event, I’m officially worried. Maybe she actually is covering something up under there, and I’m not just talking about her plus-sized cleavage. I think Kate got fat. But it’s still not too late to turn it around for the sake of me and the Little Tuna and perverts everywhere. Oh, and Kate’s health too, I guess. Not to mention her career.

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