How To Be A MILF, Demi Moore Lessons

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How To Be A MILF, Demi Moore Lessons

You would be shocked at the number of people who find Mommyish by Googling “How To Be A MILF” or “Tips For Being A MILF” or with just the keyword MILF. Either Mommyish has a reputation for being where the MILFS are or women are super desperate for pro-tips on becoming a MILF. If you don’t know what a MILF is (and some women don’t, my own mother had to ask me and that was rather awkward) you can Google that shit and then come back after you know what it means. I’m a total MILF, you can even ask my husband, because he finds me the most desirable woman ever, so I think I’m an expert on this topic. And because I’m also super nice, I will share with you all of my tips on how to be a MILF right here.

How To Be A MILF Tip One: Have A Clean Bathroom

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Personal hygiene is your first step for to be a MILF. Nothing says “I’m a MILF” more than having brushed teeth and taking a bath. This can be hard to do when you have a young baby, so I suggest investing in a bouncy seat or portable swing you can haul into the bathroom with you when you shower or bathe. if you just plop your infant down on your bath rug you will be all nervous, and if you wait to bathe while baby naps then baby will magically sense this and before you can even get your water to bath temperature baby will start screaming like it is being strangled by a venetian blind cord and you will have to run into the nursery wearing only a threadbare towel that possibly has bleach spots on it from also being used to clean your bathroom with Clorox bathroom cleaner.

And if you don’t have a clean bathroom you probably won’t be too psyched about using it to bathe or shower so also, have a clean bathroom. You also need a bucket. Actually, yes, your first step to becoming a MILF means buying a bucket because children between the ages of two and 10 have GUYS in the bathroom. These can be Barbie guys or rubber ducky guys or action figure guys and nothing will ruin your bathing experience more than sitting on a He-Man head, so grab a bucket and put all the guys taking up valuable edge of bathtub real estate into the bucket and take a nice warm bathtub guy-less bath or shower. You can purchase a bucket at Target or any dollar store.

How To Be A MILF Tip Two: Have Delicious Snacks

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