Don Qixote porn parody

Don Qixote porn parody

In a place in La Mancha, whose name I do not want to remember, there has not been a long time that a gentleman lived with those of enormous cock, big balls, skinny horse and dog fornicator. His cock was more cow than ram, but he fucked all the more nights. Blowjob of eggs on Saturdays, and straws with tits. He had in his house a mistress who was over forty, with generous curves and a niece who was not yet twenty, pretty and hot like a cat. And a handsome, gay country boy who saddled the horse as he took the pruning shear. The age of our gentleman with the fifty years. He was of strong build, dry of flesh, thin of face, great early bird and friend of the orgies and trios. They want to say that it had the nickname of “Great Verga”, or “Huge cock”, that in this there is some difference in the authors who write this case, although by verisimile conjectures it is understood that it was called “Don Cock”. But this matters little to our story: it is enough that in the narrative of it does not leave a point of truth.